How to Feed Your Plants For Free

Welcome, aspiring We Can Grow warriors and green thumbers! Today, we embark on a mission to transform discarded fruit and veg waste like banana peels into a magical elixir for your beloved plants. Prepare to witness the birth of the Banana Peel Bonanza, an organic and sustainable fertilizer that will make your garden go bananas with joy! So, roll up your sleeves, wear your silliest gardening hat, and let's get cracking!

Ingredients:

  • Bunch of banana peels (preferably ripe and yellow)
  • Container, can be a bucket, jug, glass jar or anything really (be creative)!
  • Warm water (enough to cover the peel)
  • 1 dash of laughter (optional but highly recommended)

Instructions:

Step 1: The Peel Parade Gather your troupe of banana peels. Give them a standing ovation for their forthcoming contributions. Remember, the more ripe and yellow they are, the better! A peel with a bit of comedic character can add that extra oomph to your fertilizer.

Step 2: Peel-o-mania Take your banana peels and chop them into small, manageable pieces. Be sure to channel your inner culinary artist while doing this. You might even pretend you're preparing a Michelin-starred meal for your plants. Bon appétit!

Step 3: A Soaking Symphony Place the chopped peels into any jug or jar of hot (ish water, allowing them to take a delightful bath. This process is known as soaking, or as we call it, "peel pampering." Let them soak for at least 24 hours, giving the water ample time to extract all the plant-loving goodness.

Step 4: Stirring Sensation After the peel pampering session, give the mixture a good stir. You can imagine you're participating in a vigorous salsa dance competition or creating a banana peel symphony with your stirring utensil. Embrace the rhythm and let your plants feel the positive vibrations!

Step 5: The Power Strain Using a sieve or any straining device of your choice, separate the liquid from the now softened banana peel remnants. This magical liquid, my friend, is the key to your plant's happiness. Set the strained liquid aside, and don't forget to give the solid remains a fond farewell.

Step 6: The Fertilizer Fiesta Congratulations! You've arrived at the final step of our grand journey. It's time to introduce your plants to the Banana Peel Bonanza. Dilute the strained liquid fertilizer with water in a 1:1 ratio so if you’re using 100ml of fertiliser mix it with 100ml of water. Use this mixture to water your plants, or for an extra nutrient boost, pour it directly onto the soil around the plants' roots.

BUT WHY BOTHER????   Benefits and Nutrient-Ninja Knowledge:

  1. Nutrient Overload: The Banana Peel Bonanza contains an abundance of nutrients such as potassium, phosphorus, calcium, magnesium, and sulfur. It's like a botanical buffet for your plants!
  2. Soil Superpowers: Our organic fertilizer enhances soil structure, increases microbial activity, and improves nutrient absorption. Your soil will be so happy; it might even compose a thank-you symphony!
  3. Waste Transformation: By utilizing banana peels that would otherwise be tossed aside, you're reducing waste and actively participating in the circle of sustainability. High-five to you, eco-warrior!
  4. Budget-Friendly Brilliance: Making your own fertilizer from banana peels is a cost-effective alternative to store-bought options. You're saving both the environment and your wallet!
  5. Laughter Amplifier: The optional dash of laughter during the process infuses positive energy into the fertilizer, creating a joyful environment for your plants. Remember, happy plants grow better!

Now that you possess the secret knowledge of the Banana Peel Bonanza, it's time to unleash its power upon your garden. Your plants will grow stronger